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Sunday, March 2, 2008

10 Commandments of LOVE

I GUESS WE HAVE TO GIVE AN ULTIMATUM TO OUR HOUSEBANDS LADIES? HMMMM...AM I RIGHT?

What if men read this! They might hang & lit fire on me. Do you think so? Tell me then if am right with my commandments.

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ONE
I am thy Main Squeeze;
thou shalt squeeze no others before me.

TWO
Thou shalt not take the name
of thy Squeeze in vain, nor
badmouth me behind my back.

THREE
Remember our Anniversary,
and keep it holy. Or else.


FOUR
Honor MY mother and father.
THINE are too darn weird.

FIVE
Thou shalt not kill my love by
behaving tackily and making me
embarrassed to be seen with thee.

SIX
Thou shalt not commit adultery,
nor shalt thou even THINK about it
if thou knowest what's good for thee.

SEVEN
Thou shalt not steal from my purse/wallet
while I am in thy bathroom, nor use
my credit cards, nor make long-distance
calls from my telephone.
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EIGHT
Thou shalt not talk about our personal
problems to our friends.

NINE
Thou shalt not covet the higher
market price of thy neighbor's house.

TEN
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's
Squeeze, nor son or daughter,
nor stereo, nor BMW.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I was wondering why the angel is in a stress checking of something? I guess, she's looking all the studs in your list. You called them many times, i think!

I like the photo of yours holding your hubby. Seems you don't want him to leave you. Ha ha

Think if he will...i promise
someone will be in the 7th heaven of happiness.

Hans

Pikiteniang Swefil said...

Hi Hans,

Thanks for making me smile. I guess ur right w/ ur guess bout the angel, eh? Yes, it's a long list of stallions!!! *blush*

It's our vow renewal in that pix. Well, if he'll leave me, that's his choice. I know where i stand. It's his decision and i won't stop him. As long i know what am doing.

It will be another story of my life if it happens that "someone" will be happy. But, i don't think so! might that someone" is contented of what he have. I don't want to be an intruder of one's life.

Anonymous said...

A good woman indeed! Ms. Swefil! I really salute you in every word you said in your posts.

I hope you do that in your true life not just in words.

If that "someone" is contented what he have, why still connected w/ you? Sorry, to dig this but am just confused or I want to have some intrigues too. You seldom write this issue. Or do i have missed it?

More post Ms. Swefil...Your a true colour!

IrishPinay

Anonymous said...

Hej Richie! dina budord var toppen!!! You crazy woman!!! :-) /Ming, Karin and Mathias i Singapore

Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha!!!

Ni köpte mina budord? waaahh!!! Vi saknar dig nu.En 2v semester blir vaddåååå?

Kul att Ming tog hand om Er. Skön att höra.

Kjams,
/chie

Anonymous said...

MING!!!

My crazy fweeeennn....TY a million of take caring my colleague who's a greenhorn in SG.

I really do appreciate ur heartily hospitality.

Hope to see u either in Phils or in Stockholm, soon!

Kjam,
//d crazy 6c woman

Pikiteniang Swefil said...

of course Ming, my Impala is huge huh? It works wonderful..been driving the whole US.

I even can lay down...so much comfortable.