PINOY sense of HUMOR lang!

sorry ha?

jst missed my mother language. i want to & be happy this w/end!

so, here's my funny tale
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Pupil: Mam, bumubukol po ba ang utot?

Teacher: No! Definitely not! Kasi hangin lang yun! Remember, hindi bumubukol ang utot...

Pupil: Naku patay! Tae na to!

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While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.

She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
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A black baby is given a pair of wings by a fairy...

Baby: Does this mean I am an angel?

Fairy: (Laughs) Of course not! 'tong negrang to! Ambisyosa! Paniki ka
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Mrs: Hoy! Tama na yang beer mo masyado ka magastos.

Mr: Ikaw make-up mo ang magastos.

Mrs: Nagpapaganda ako para syo.

Mr: Ako umiinom naman para gumanda ka!
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PATAY!!! PARANG TINA-MAAN ATA AKO NITO AH? SAY NYO MGA WAFFS?